Saturday Lounge

Gotta hate it when you wake up with a little crater in your throat. If there's anything I dislike, it's getting a sore throat, and that's what I feel is coming on. Anyways...

I heard a few days ago about South Park Parting ways with Isaac Hayes, who was the voice of the "chef" character. The whole reason this became a story was that after South Park making fun of all the religions for such a long time, the straw that broke the camel's back was the show making fun of the crazy scientology hollywood nutbars. Hayes is a scientologist. Ok, I get that, screw all the other religions but my own.

Now, Tom Cruise, the super twink, comes to the rescue. The show in which South Park was supposed to make fun of scientology mysteriously didn't make it to the airwaves this week. Why? That's right, mister couch jumping psychopath was able to use his pull to express his scientology craziness.

You see, according to MSNBC, it looks like Tom Cruise threatened to stop promoting the upcoming "Mission Impossible III" film unless they pulled a South Park episode from television that was supposed to air that made fun of Scientology. [via. the movie blog]

God, what happened to Tom Cruise?

And now, for more proof that I will never understand women. Kate Beckinsale claims she sometimes feels "ugly". What the hell?

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